my less-uninteresting twitter posts

Date Post
2009-11-02 I see a great need for someone to market a product called "Fake Window" just so adverts for "Genuine Windows(tm)" don't look so idiotic.
2010-03-23 "Your email client cannot read this email." Well then, there wasn't much point sending it to me, was there?
2010-05-19 Best phishing email Subject: evah! "Attn: Dear Scam Victim"
2010-10-05 #IgNobel Prize for Management. How not to fall victim to the Peter Principle? Promote your worst employees. http://arxiv.org/abs/0907.0455
2011-02-21 Dear scammers, personal ads that claim 1.7m height and <40kg weight (ie. BMI <14) and yet have a "well-endowed" headshot are a bit suspect...
2013-06-24 It occurs to me that online dating correspondence is like playing Finchley Central [see Wikipedia's quote in "Mornington_Crescent_(game)"]
2020-07-21 So what happens if you make your angle-grinder out of proteus?